Відкритий лист спамеру

Сьогодні на одну з моїх скриньок прийшов так званий “нігерійський лист”. Ну я вирішив відписати, але українською, подивимося що з того вийде. Текст листів під катом(тиснемо читаємо далі)

Сам лист.
From Mr Asinthe Salam

Dear Friend.

It is with heartfelt of hope i wish to write you in this right content below. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso west coast of Africa.
I have this opporunity to effect transfer of sum lump valued 15.500,000 USD in your bank account.
This funds belong to one of our late customer who died along with his entire family in Kenya plane crash in 2003.you can view below on the website concerning this event.
you can view this site to know more.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

For this purpose i write to you this business relationship so that if this money can be transferred into your account then we share it in ratio of 50/40.

while 10% will be map out for any incurr expenses that may come up during the transfer.
If you are intrested to my business pre-position further details of the transfer will be send to you as soon as i receive your response.

Further, immediately you indicates to me your intrest by repling to me i will send to you text of application to fill and send to our bank for onward procession to commence on your behalf.
I will also intrest me if you will send to me your full datas as i states here under.

1.YOUR NAME………………
2. CORRECT RESIDENCE ADDRESS
4 .AGE……………………..…..
5. OCCUPATION…………..
6. FAX…………………………..
8. TELEPHONE……………..

11.COUNTRY…………………
Upon the receipt of your responds, i will send to you by email the text of the application to fill and send to the bank,
Have A Great Day My Friend.

Yours,
Mr Asinthe Salam

І моя відповідь

Dear Ibrahim Buba or Mr Asinthe Salam I don’t know who You really are?

Незнаю хто ти є але пішов ти на хєр

Дебільні спамери думаєте я злакомлюся на 15.500,000 USD, розкатав губу. Про ваші афери вже писано переписано в неті. Так шо гівна я тобі дам а не своїх грошей.

З найкращими побажаннями я.